Airports
have always held a special place in my heart. Nowhere else in the world can you
experience the unsettling shakiness and lethal velocities of a rollercoaster
while seated in the midst of completely vacant, apathetic passengers. It’s all
the fun of a theme park except nobody wants to be there.
All
joking aside, I am one of the few people I know who loves turbulence, and the sensations of taking off and landing
excite me to no end. I could fall asleep while nestled in that soft rumbling
seat, let me tell you. Of course, I don’t fall asleep, because then I couldn’t
savor the experience. Such is the plight of the overly enthusiastic traveler. I
could take a ten hour flight (which, coincidentally, I will be doing very soon)
and be completely fine as long as I get a bit of turbulence here and there. It
might have to do with the fact that when the plane shakes you feel unsafe, but
you are reassured by the fact that air travel is far, far safer than driving.
It’s free adrenaline!
Side
note: I would not enjoy driving to Argentina. Road trips have their limits.
In
my last blog I mentioned that I wasn’t feeling much emotion regarding my
departure. People kept asking me whether I was nervous or excited, and it felt
so unreal that I didn’t have a response. Well, I’m about to leave for a foreign
country that speaks a language I have only spoken in a school setting, and hey!
I’m not panicking! Score! I guess I’m the type of the person who has to get
slapped in the face with change to have any sort of response. My host parents
have a four-year-old son, so once I realize I can’t understand a word he says
it will probably dawn on me that I am in Argentina.
I
had an aisle seat on the plane next to a man who had either a Latin American or
Middle Eastern accent. It sounds ignorant of me to not know which was correct,
but he was at the point in his English where he was so proficient that there
were only notes of his first language interspersed throughout his speech, and I
honestly couldn’t tell which was correct. I was only certain that he loved
Chinese food, particularly lo mein. He had a big box of it as I sat down and he
ate it with such gusto that it was hard to take my eyes off him. He was clearly
also a discerning lo mein consumer, because the way he inspected each bite
before eating it told me he knew what he was doing. Even after he finished, he
held that box between his hands in such a way that I could tell he longed to
take another bite. He fell asleep at one point with the box grasped firmly in
his hands. He held onto that thing for a good two hours before throwing it away.
I never did learn that man’s name.
As
we landed and the doors opened, the humidity attacked. We Coloradoans have a
word for this sort of weather: swimming. I am more or less used to it now, but
this is only Texas. Argentina will no doubt make me drown. (Update: I’m still
alive!)
After
entering the Houston airport, I found a large Fox News store. That wasn’t the
interesting part, though. The interesting part is that it took me less than a minute
to find a CNBC store a few shops down. I imagine there is an ongoing rivalry
between the two stores involving late-night heists and unrealistic Hollywood
hacking scenes.
You
can practically smell the green screen.
I
also found a Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory outlet. My Colorado instincts
nearly had me skiing into the store and breaking the displays with hiking
sticks and red rocks. Of course, my Colorado politeness kept me from doing
something I would regret. The Rocky Mountains are the pride of my state! How
could this store betray—ooh, it sells ice cream…
There was a Dunkin’ Donuts on the
other side of the airport that I stumbled across while looking for an outlet. Now
let me tell you something about Colorado. We have lovely people. We have
gorgeous plains. We have powerful mountains. We take pride in the beauty of our
nature.
…but we don’t have Dunkin’ Donuts.
Pictured above:
happiness
Yes, we created Chipotle. Yes, the
Red Robin headquarters is located in our state. But if there are two restaurants
I wish we had in our state, it would be Dunkin’ Donuts and In-N-Out. Yeah, you
can get your coffee at Starbucks or a local store, but it’s always overpriced
and too fancy. Dunkin’ Donuts is the only place you can get a cheap, tasty
breakfast and feel patriotic while doing so.
Dramatic
representation >>>
Six Days Later
Man, oh man has a lot happened since I wrote that post above. Alright, here
we go.
First off, I felt really bizarre meeting
with my group. I have since learned to get along with and enjoy speaking to the
other members of my program, but it’s still challenging getting to know people
you otherwise probably wouldn’t know. That being said, I’m glad I’m in this
position because I am once again reminded of the fierce diversity of the human
identity when I grow closer to those around me.
I’m not sure what reputation I’ve formed
in the minds of my compañeros here in Buenos Aires, but that’s not a big
concern for me. I’ll grow closer to whoever I do and will just be acquaintances
with the rest. However, we’re all united by our clockwork-like ability to
forget every word of Spanish we know in the face of necessity, and if that
isn’t bonding, I don’t know what is!
Hey, look, a picture of something
cool!
These two statues are one of many at
the Cemetario de la Recoleta, which we visited a few days ago. I never thought
cemeteries could be beautiful until I came here, and now I totally want to be
buried there. Is that gruesome? It doesn’t matter—I don’t have enough money
anyway. Some of the statues are absolutely lovely, and some are—
AHH! AHH! AHH!
AHH! AHH! GET IT AWAY!!
Our tour guide had an explanation of
who this was, but all I could see was a vengeful ghost woman hovering a good six
feet above our heads, ready to shoot laser beams from her eyes to vaporize a
randomly selected student from the group. (Note to self: install laser beams in
future grave.)
Hey, look, another cool thing!
This was from the church attached to
the cemetery, and trust me, in person it looks awe-inspiring. I am definitely
going to attend a service here at some point, because I have never seen
anything like it before.
Nothing beats topping off a day of
admiring the beautifully adorned graves of the deceased with a fresh cup of
coffee, so after touring the cemetery we headed to the notable café La Biela to
get some refreshments.
It was a nice place, but after being
in the sun all day I just got a bottle of water instead of coffee. This café,
however, was nothing compared to what we found just nearby.
Whoa.
Whoa.
DO YOU SEE THIS TOO BECAUSE I AM MOST DEFINITELY
SEEING THIS
This hulking mammoth of a tree is a
historical monument of sorts right next to the café, and it is so enormous that
it requires branch rests to keep
growing. I was a bit disappointed that everyone else wanted to go to the café
instead of admire the tree longer. I felt like Neville Longbottom in a group of
Harry Potters who didn’t care about plants. I intend to come back here just to
sit under the tree, because you really don’t realize how big it is until you
see it in person.
Since then I’ve grown closer to my
group, made a few good friends, learned to understand the Castellano of my host
parents better (although understanding my four-year-old host brother is still a
lost cause), and gone to some really cool locations throughout the city. I
can’t wait for the rest of the semester!
As they say in Buenos Aires, ¡ciao!
-Josh